For stockists
The first round's on us
Put our new Long Neck on your counter. Pay nothing for 60 days. Only pay for what sells.

A toy for every customer with a dog
You know our caricature range. This one's different — a hand-painted beer-bottle chew toy with no punchline to explain and no politics on the shelf. It sits by the till, someone picks it up, laughs, and it's a $19.95 impulse buy.
How it works
- Claim your six-pack. Fill in the form below — takes 60 seconds. We ship a six-pack of Long Necks with a counter card. You pay nothing today.
- Give it 60 days on the counter. The toy does the selling. Your customers' dogs close the deal.
- Only pay for what sold. At day 60 you're invoiced for units sold. Anything left, we credit or collect. You cannot lose money on this.
Claim your six-pack
We confirm dispatch within 1 business day.
Offer for approved retail stockists. Six-pack shipped on Net 60 terms with a full sell-through guarantee — unsold units credited or collected at day 60.